| Tim Slagle is a
stand-up comedian living in Chicago. |
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Global Warming Strikes Back!
According to Variety, "Twentieth Century Fox has won an auction for [the rights
to produce] 'The Day After Tomorrow,' a Roland Emmerich-directed disaster
extravaganza about global warming that creates hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes
and the onset of the next ice age, penned by Emmerich and Jeffrey Nachmanoff."
Now why is it that global warming is always connected with tragic
consequences? Isn't it just as possible that global warming would cause milder
winters, rain in deserts, and longer growing seasons in famine-stricken
areas? The apocalyptic tones used by environmental "scientists" remind me
of the warnings of witch doctors in Tarzan movies while demanding that the white
heroine be offered to the volcano god. When Pat Robertson claimed that a
hurricane headed toward Disneyland was God's way of punishing the Mouse for his
tolerance of homosexuals, people laughed. But when Al Gore claimed the same
hurricanes were nature's way of punishing greedy people for their reliance on the
internal combustion engine, he was heralded as a genius. And anyway, how
can global warming cause earthquakes? Maybe the movie will explain. Tim
Slagle
| R.W. Bradford is
editor and publisher of Liberty. |
|
Back to the Libertarian Party When
I heard that Harry Browne, David Bergland and Michael Cloud had been invited to
speak at the LP's convention this summer in Indianapolis, I could scarcely
believe it. You recall the case: as reported in the after the LP
discovered that national director Perry Willis was working for Browne and his
campaign for the party's presidential nomination in clear violation of the
party's long established, obviously necessary rules, it decided to keep him on,
provided he agree to do no more work for Browne. Willis agreed. Then he, Browne,
and others conspired to keep him working for Browne, while secretly paying him by
laundering funds through the bank account of another Browne staffer. When this
was found out, Willis confessed and argued that the success of the libertarian
movement required that he continue to work for both Browne and the party, which
justified his violating his contract and lying to keep the violation secret, and
Browne promised a full explanation. But when it became clear that party activists
were not buying Willis' ends-justifies-the-means argument, Browne decided simply
to refuse to say anything about the subject, refusing even to answer questions
posed by the LP's national committee. The committee responded by condemning
Willis, Browne and the others involved in the conspiracy, including Bergland and
Cloud, and announcing a policy of refraining from doing any business with them
until and unless they offered a satisfactory explanation of what had
happened. So you can see why I was surprised to hear that Browne, Bergland
and Cloud have now turned up again, as invited and presumably honored speakers at
the party's convention. I called LP national director Steve Dasbach to verify the
story, and he immediately did so. I asked him whether Browne had finally agreed
to answer the questions that party chair Jim Lark had been trying to ask for the
past year and whether the party had changed its policy against doing business
with Browne and his cohorts. Dasbach responded that neither event had happened.
Instead, the party's staff had concluded that having Browne et. al. speak at the
convention "does not constitute doing business with them because we are not
paying them." Who decided all this? Dasbach told me that the decision to
invite them had been made by an "ad hoc" committee of party employees, consisting
of himself, political director Ron Crickenberger, Marti Balcom, Nick Dunbar, and
Diane Pilcher. The committee had "wrestled" with the decision, he said, because
of concern that it might violate the party's policy of not doing business with
Browne, and passed it on for approval from party chair Lark. There was "no
good option," he said, but the committee decided to let Browne speak at a
luncheon open only to those who buy the most expensive convention package, and
even those delegates "choose or not choose to attend," so party members unhappy
with the whole nasty business would have an option not to hear Browne. He added
that the party had "a tradition" of inviting its past presidential nominees to
the convention following their campaigns, though he noted that it hadn't invited
Andre Marrou, the nominee prior to Browne to the convention after his loss. (And
hadn't invited Ron Paul, its nominee in the previous campaign, either, although
Dasbach did not mention this.) And Dasbach said that Willis would "absolutely
not" speak at the convention. When Browne's new enterprise had attempted
to rent the party's mailing list for fund-raising purposes, the party had invoked
its no-business-with-you policy. Now it was having Browne and his cohorts speak
at its convention, where they would surely attempt to raise funds, without having
answered any questions about their subversion of the party or expressing even the
slightest remorse. I wondered whether the party would have simply given its
mailing list to Browne had he asked, on the theory that this was not "doing
business" because no money would change hands. Apparently, the party is willing
to give Browne opportunities that it will not sell to him. One longtime
party observer I spoke with said, "Well, the party's talent is pretty thin," and
I think he was onto something. Browne and his coterie raised a lot more money
that any other campaign team and money is what pays the salaries of the party's
staffers. And Browne was a glib spokesman for the party. Apparently, LP officials
value these talents enough to overcome any qualms about Browne's past deceit and
involvement in defrauding the party. I have long been surprised by the number of
the party's leading figures who have told me privately that what Browne and his
campaign did was horribly wrong, but who have never publicly criticized Browne or
his staff. I don't know their motives, but I have to wonder whether they too
liked the money that Browne raised and the glib public face he provided the
party. But possibility that rank-and-file members of the party will vigorously
protest the presence of Browne & Co. on the speaking platform at their party's
convention could make the upcoming convention an interesting one. This
decision had one consequence for me. I had to kill two reflections I'd written
for this issue of Liberty. One praised the chairmanship of Jim Lark, who had
generally shown good judgment in dealing with the Browne matter, and had seen the
party through some difficult times. The other suggested that all candidates for
national chair pledge to keep Dasbach as national director. R.W.
Bradford
| Adrian Day is
the editor of Global Analyst. |
|
Crusades and jihads There has been
much discussion recently about the impact of the Crusades on the Islamic psyche,
and with it, a lot of nonsense. The general view among the chattering classes is
that medieval Islam was advanced, wise, and peaceful, whereas Christian Europe
was violent and initiated the war on Islam. This view is not new. More than a
century ago, in Nathan the Wise, German playwright G.E. Lessing portrayed both
Jews and Muslims as fair and peace-loving, and only the Christians as devious and
violent. In one scene, Saladin's sister, opposing a liberal edict of the
Muslim rule, asks why "Christians are here, when Muslims are not there." That, of
course, is historical nonsense. Prior to the launch of the first Crusade, to
regain the Holy Land, Muslims invaders had already conquered Spain and were in
southern France, had conquered Sicily, and were attacking Christian Europe from
the east as well. Of course, Christian Europe was violent; it was a
violent age. But the violence was not limited to Christians on Muslims. In fact,
during the Crusades, there are numerous examples of European violence against
other Europeans, while Muslims were no slouches in that sphere either. In the
fall of Acre, for example, after promising safe passage to conclude a truce,
Muslims broke their words and slaughtered every Christian man and child, saving
only some of the women to use as sex slaves. If Christians need to apologize for
the excesses of the 12th and 13th centuries, there are reciprocal apologies due.
Adrian Day
| Jim Ross is a
real estate developer in Texas. |
|
Boob tube I happened to catch
just a little of the Sam and Cokie show on ABC. The topic at that moment was the
question of arming commercial airline pilots. Cokie was dead against the idea:
she was "terrified" at the thought of guns on the airplane. She would be afraid
of a "nutty pilot with a gun"! Even before George Will could speak, George
Stephanopoulos reminded her that the pilots controlled the airplane and she had
already trusted them with her life when she boarded the plane. A "nutty pilot"
didn't need a gun to kill her and everyone else on board, which was, of course,
the whole point. George Will then pointed out that the objective would be to
defend the cockpit in order to land the airplane in the event of a terrorist
takeover of the passenger compartments. Cokie then said something like
"What good is it to land a plane full of dead people?" Sam came to her rescue to
change the subject before it could be said that a plane full of dead passengers
is be tter than a plane full of dead passengers and the destruction of the
U.S. Capitol building or White House, for instance. It goes to show, among other
things, that if you are the beautiful, Wellesley-educated daughter of a U.S.
Congressman you can get paid millions of dollars to be a fool on American network
television! Jim Ross
| Ralph R. Reiland
is the B. Kenneth Simon professor of free enterprise at Robert Morris
University. |
|
Conversation with an ex-priest I
phoned a friend, a former priest, now an architect, the day after Monsignor
Eugene Clark delivered his arch-conservative homily at St. Patrick's Cathedral in
Manhattan. Monsignor Clark, Edward Cardinal Egan's stand-in when Egan was
called to Rome to see the Pope, pontificated from the pulpit at St. Patrick's:
"We know we won't mention it outside the cathedral we are probably
the most immoral country, certainly in the Western hemisphere, and maybe the
larger circle." Those words were spoken from the most prominent Roman
Catholic pulpit in New York City, a pulpit not far from what used to be the World
Trade Center, before other clerics half a world away decided, too, that America
was at the bottom of the international morality pile. "What's his
standard?" asked the former priest. "We're worse than countries that chop off a
woman's head for adultery, worse than countries that are chopping off hands for
stealing? We're more immoral than nations that target parts of their own
populations for starvation? Worse than China, with people in prison for political
beliefs? What's his standard for morality?" On top of blaming America,
Monsignor Clark pontificated at St. Patrick's that gay men shouldn't be allowed
to be priests, and that the idea that people are born gay is simply "not
true." "How does he know?" asked the ex-priest. "How does he know that
people aren't born gay? Those urges are natural, for them, as natural as a
heterosexual man's urges for a woman." "There is no evidence whatsoever
that men who are homosexual are any more a threat to boys than men who are
heterosexual are a threat to girls," says Fred Berlin, MD, a member of a
top-level commission appointed by Bernard Cardinal Law to set guidelines for the
church response to abuse allegations. If Berlin, an associate professor of
psychiatry at Johns Hopkins University, is right, will Monsignor Clark recommend
that straight men also not be allowed to be priests? Why, then, the
reported 4-to-1 ratio of involvement with boys over girls in the current priest
scandal? "It's mainly a matter of access," explains the former priest, "sexism in
the church. You didn't have girls' choirs 20 years ago, when most of these cases
we're hearing about happened. There were no altar girls. Only boys helped in the
sacristy. It was a male environment, like prison. The homosexual activity in the
jails doesn't mean that most of them are gay." The issue we're dealing
with, he says, more than anything, gay or straight, is male sexuality. "For a lot
of men, whether it's due to conditioning or animal instinct, to be a true male
means to be dominant, to have the power. Women are talked about as 'castrating,'
for instance, when they want equality. For some men, if they don't feel that
superiority, that power, they go lower, to a 30-year-old, or to 20 or 15. It's
the 25-year-old husband hitting on the babysitter, or Hugh Hefner with his
mansion full of bunnies." It's the male ego that drives it, he says. "They
want someone submissive and adoring. For women, it's the opposite. They seek
equality, or someone stronger. There aren't millions of women who see a mansion
full of dummies as the ultimate turn-on." In 1970, a study commissioned by
the American bishops said that two-thirds of priests were immature
psychosexually. Many go into the seminary right out of high school. Add the
prohibitions on them getting any experience, plus the fear, guilt, and raging
hormones, and the access to children and, if my friend's right, the
domination dynamics of male sexuality and we shouldn't be surprised at
what's happening. What other outcome, given this mix, would be more likely?
"In my six years in the seminary, there was nothing taught about sex,
except the prohibitions. Celibacy for nuns and priests, no birth control, no
masturbation, no premarital sex, no gay sex, the Virgin birth all of it
saying that the pinnacle of living is not to have sex. You don't learn how to
express yourself sexually with another person. And when the urges come, when they
become too strong, where's there to go? To where you feel safe? To where, in
fact, it's the most dangerous?" And the church won't change, he says.
"When the Church began, it was about caring, solace, community and unity. Now
it's divisive. Now there is panic because they are losing their kingdom."
He explains how he began to rebel after hearing his first confession. "A woman
with five kids whose husband had three jobs came crying, saying she was going to
use birth control. I was supposed to say her husband could get a fourth job, that
God would provide. Instead, I told her birth control was okay. A young couple
came crying, broken-hearted at the death of their baby who had not been baptized.
They cried that their baby would never see God. I couldn't tell them to believe
the church. The line around my confessional went around the block, but I was
creating my own church. I knew I would have to leave them, that I would be
leaving them with someone else, so I told them they didn't need the church to
tell them right from wrong, that they could think for themselves."
Ralph R. Reiland
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