To Boldly Go Where One Guy Has Gone Before
Russia plans to send the second space tourist up to the space station, South African Mark Shuttleworth. NASA is again furious. The bureaucrats who run …
A Whiter Shade of Paleface
Players on the Native American University of Northern Colorado intramural basketball team have named themselves the Fightin’ Whities – to satirize the tradition of using …
Foiled Again!
Airport lines are getting longer all the time, as incompetent federal bureaucrats double the security they couldn’t provide in the first place. I can make …
Another Quality Acme Product
I think it was a great relief to everyone that the last terrorist attempt was so horrendously botched. It is reassuring to think that the …
Cataclysm, Perpetually Looming
It snowed In Atlanta, and global warming alarmists are at it again. It doesn’t matter whether it’s warm or cold, dry or wet, stormy or …
All-Purpose Flour
A lot of people believe that an idle Congress is a good Congress. For the first time in his- tory, they have an unique opportunity: …
The Trendy Progressivism of the Taliban
– There’s been a push lately to compare the Taliban to the right wing of American politics, and I can see the logic of the …
The Free Market Can Cut Your Long Distance Bills by Half!
There is very little more annoying than a telemarketing call. I earn my way in this world by telling jokes, and I eagerly anticipate every …
Quid Pro No
The Democrats are so hungry to find wrongdoing on the part of George W. Bush that they are now claiming that he should have offered …
Starstruck at the LP
A lot of Libertarian Party members figure the easiest way to victory is to get a Hollywood celebrity to head the LP ticket. I say, …