Airport lines are getting longer all the time, as incompetent federal bureaucrats double the security they couldn’t provide in the first place. I can make a suggestion to shorten the lines just a little bit, stop asking those two stupid questions? All 19 S~pt. 11 terrorists answered both questions, and it didn’t trick any of them. I can’t believe anybody really thought they might:
“Did anyone give you anything to bring on board?”
“Well, Allah gave to me this boxcutt… Umm, I mean, no.”
