Give till it hurts, beg till it bores.
And the hungry, homeless, and mentally ill.
Up the UK in low gear.
Sure, take anything you want.
Films you may like. You heard it here first.
On the state as sympathizer of last resort.
Of course, it’s still a sin not to give away other people’s money.
It’s fun, it’s a fad, but how is it a charity?