Pay no attention to the fossil fuels behind that curtain.
The great big, truly historic, truly universal triumphant stride.
Ugly, silly, graceless — but it has its psychic benefits.
Futility is not free.
Wouldn’t it be awful to return to the bad old days of laissez-faire?
But it’s still killing lots of birds.
For green people? Because nobody else is getting them.
The strange, weird, unpredictable, wholly unaccountable results of obviously silly decisions.
Floods turn into fire, by the miracle of green energy.
Once green was the color of money — and it didn’t scare the horses or crush the tortoises.