We’re more popular than we thought.
Or are you just sick of the whole thing?
Victims of the national weirdness about sex.
Perfect? No. Interesting? Yes.
Can’t be done, but it’s fun to try.
Motion picture arts, sciences, and biases.
And why that’s bad.
Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen, to see the world’s greatest collection of veneer.
By the way, whatever happened to Platonic love?
From now on, the thought of “sex” will be inextricably linked with the thought of “Rick Santorum.”