The following is a printout that fell from a garbage truck on Pennsylvania Avenue in DC when it ran over a protesting veteran.
[Welcome to the USA online support help chat. A representative will assist you shortly.]
[User BarryH is requesting support.]
[Agent PublicSupport is now online.]
PublicSupport: Hi, how can I help you?
BarryH: My government doesn't work.
PublicSupport: Can you describe the error?
BarryH: It has stopped running. Well, 85% of it still runs, but the rest is frozen.
PublicSupport: What did you do last?
BarryH: Nothing! Well, almost. I loaded the application ObamaCare while I had no more free space in my deficit, and the legislative branch went berserk. I should have gotten rid of it.
PublicSupport: One moment while I investigate . . .
BarryH: Well?
PublicSupport: It appears that the system is working as designed. This happened many times already, and users were not complaining. Have you checked the original specifications?
BarryH: Your specifications? You mean that old, musty, handwritten thing that starts with "We the people"? Couldn't read it, I threw it out.
PublicSupport: That's the source of your problems right there.
BarryH: So what? I won. Make it work.
PublicSupport: A new legislative branch is on its way. Estimate time of arrival is 2014. You might not like it. [End of transmission]
[User PublicSupport left the conversation in utter disgust.]
BarryH: What? Hello? Are you there? . . . Hello? . . .
