According to the Metro, senior citizens in the UK have found a way around the environmental carbon tax that has put winter warmth beyond the budget of many elderly. Turns out that since the internet has made encyclopedias relatively worth- less, seniors have taken to burning them in their coal stoves as a cheap way to heat their homes – and, as nobody thought to regulate C02 emissions from books, it’s tax-free.
If nothing else, the Kyoto Treaty has succeeded in starting the largest European book burning since the Nazis.
