Where They Have Burned Books

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According to the Metro, senior citizens in the UK have found a way around the environmental carbon tax that has put winter warmth beyond the budget of many elderly. Turns out that since the internet has made encyclopedias relatively worth- less, seniors have taken to burning them in their coal stoves as a cheap way to heat their homes – and, as nobody thought to regulate C02 emissions from books, it’s tax-free.

If nothing else, the Kyoto Treaty has succeeded in starting the largest European book burning since the Nazis.

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